To the contributors to the most boring site

I am very concerned about the Most Boring Site.  It is getting entirely too
interesting.  It's not a boring site any more; it's gotten too creative.
This has simply got to stop.  We must get the word out to all contributors
and potential contributors quickly, before more material is placed on-line.
The situation is becoming urgent.  If you agree, please let me know,
because we must act soon to preserve boredom in the purest state possible.

Patrick Frank