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> * Atheism: Shit happens.
> * HareKrishna: Shit Happens Rama Dama Ding Dong.
> * Hinduism: This shit happened before.
> * Islam: If shit happens - take a hostage.
> * Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
> * Buddism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
> * Confucianism:  Confucius say, "Shit Happens."
> * 7th Day Adventist:   Shit happens on Saturdays.
> * Protestantism:   Shit won't happen if I work harder.
> * Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
> * Jehovah's Witness:   Knock knock. Shit happens.
> * Unitarian: 
> * Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
> * Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again.
> * Rastafarian: Lets smoke this shit.